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Feedback: One Thing, Right Away, Then Stop

By Desmond FairbrotherSeptember 2, 2026Training

I’ve spent thirty-five years standing on touchlines where the wind bites harder than the players, and if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that most modern coaching manuals are absolute rubbish. You’ll see these fancy-pants seminars teaching you “holistic communication frameworks” and “positive reinforcement loops,” but they never account for a fifteen-year-old who’s just lost

Being Fast Once Is Easy. Twenty Times Is Fitness.

I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve seen a coach standing there with a clipboard and a GPS tracker, looking like they’re conducting a NASA launch, all because they think they’ve found a revolutionary way to improve conditioning. They’ll talk your ear off about “lactate thresholds” and “metabolic conditioning,” but if you ask them

The Complete Guide to the Women’s Game

I’ve spent enough time on muddy touchlines to know that when someone offers you a “complete guide to women’s football” filled with glossy infographics and high-level tactical jargon, they’re usually selling you something they’ve never actually had to implement. Most of these guides are written by people sitting in air-conditioned offices, theorizing about “spatial dominance”

Playing Between the Lines Without Disappearing

I’ve sat through enough coaching seminars to know that most of them treat the attacking midfielder like some sort of mystical, untouchable wizard. They’ll show you slow-motion clips of a player gliding through a pristine Champions League pitch, talking about “creative freedom” and “spatial exploitation” as if it’s some divine gift. It’s nonsense. In a

What a Captain Is For, Beyond the Coin Toss

I’ve sat through enough “leadership seminars” in drafty community halls to know that most of them are absolute rubbish. You’ll hear pundits prattle on about “visionary leadership” and “strategic communication,” as if a captain is supposed to be a philosopher in a tracksuit. It’s nonsense. In my thirty-five years on the touchline, I’ve seen plenty

Plyometrics: Landing Well Before Jumping High

I’ve spent more Sunday mornings than I care to admit standing on waterlogged pitches, watching players who look like they’ve spent more time on a treadmill than on a ball. You’ll see them in the gym, jumping through hoops and following some high-priced, color-coded program, thinking they’re becoming elite athletes. But when the whistle blows

What Goalkeeper Coaching Involves That Outfield Coaching Does Not

I’ve spent more Sunday mornings than I care to count standing on touchlines where the wind cuts right through your marrow, watching coaches try to apply high-level academy theory to a kid who’s more worried about his frozen toes than his positioning. Most of the modern literature on how goalkeepers are coached reads like it

The Complete Guide to Leadership on the Pitch

I’ve sat through enough seminars in drafty community halls to know that most people trying to sell you a “complete guide to captaincy and leadership” are usually peddling nothing more than expensive, polished nonsense. They’ll talk to you about synergy, visionary paradigms, and “empowering stakeholders,” as if you’re running a FTSE 100 company instead of

Using Video Without Boring Them Senseless

I’ve sat through enough “revolutionary” coaching seminars to last me three lifetimes, most of them filled with pundits claiming that if you aren’t using high-end, multi-angle drone footage, you’re basically coaching in the dark ages. It’s absolute rubbish. I’ve seen coaches spend more time fiddling with expensive software and expensive lenses than actually looking at

The Number Eight and the Art of Arriving Late

I’ve lost count of how many “tactical gurus” I’ve seen on the internet trying to explain how a number eight operates using nothing but heat maps and fancy little arrows on a digital screen. It’s enough to make you sick. They talk about “progressive passing lanes” and “half-space exploitation” as if they’re discussing rocket science,