I’ve sat through enough “team-building” seminars in drafty community halls to know that a group of lads doing trust falls in a gymnasium has absolutely nothing to do with how to build team cohesion on a pitch. You can spend a fortune on fancy retreats and psychological workshops, but none of that matters when you’re
I’ve spent thirty-five years standing on touchlines where the wind cuts right through your jacket, and if there is one thing I’ve learned, it’s that you don’t need a fancy academy coach with a clipboard and a degree to develop a decent shot-stopper. I see too many young coaches scrolling through social media, trying to
I remember standing on a pitch in mid-November, shivering in a damp tracksuit, watching a young lad try to run a passing drill while I spent ten minutes digging through a tangled mess of bibs and half-deflated balls. It’s a ridiculous way to spend a Tuesday evening, and frankly, it’s a waste of the kids’
I remember standing on a waterlogged pitch in mid-November, clutching a clipboard like a life raft, while twelve eleven-year-olds decided that the best use of their time was seeing who could kick a muddy boot the furthest. I had spent the previous night scouring the internet for some revolutionary, high-tech training methodology, only to realize
I’ve spent thirty-five years standing on touchlines where the wind bites harder than the players, and if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that most modern coaching manuals are absolute rubbish. You’ll see these fancy-pants seminars teaching you “holistic communication frameworks” and “positive reinforcement loops,” but they never account for a fifteen-year-old who’s just lost
I’ve sat through enough “revolutionary” coaching seminars to last me three lifetimes, most of them filled with pundits claiming that if you aren’t using high-end, multi-angle drone footage, you’re basically coaching in the dark ages. It’s absolute rubbish. I’ve seen coaches spend more time fiddling with expensive software and expensive lenses than actually looking at
I remember standing on a waterlogged pitch in mid-November, watching my midfielders move like they were wading through wet cement. We’d spent the entire week doing high-intensity, lung-busting drills because the “theory” said we needed to build capacity, but by the 70th minute on Saturday, they weren’t just tired—they were broken. Most people will try
I’ve spent thirty-five years standing on touchlines where the wind cuts right through your jacket, and if there’s one thing I’ve learned, it’s that most modern advice on how to run a preseason is absolute nonsense. I see these coaches out there buying expensive GPS trackers and running their players through high-intensity interval sprints until
I’ve spent thirty-five years standing on sidelines where the wind cuts through your jacket like a knife, and if there is one thing I’ve learned, it’s that most of the “expert” advice on how to coach communication on the pitch is absolute rubbish. You see these fancy tactical manuals telling you to implement “verbal cues”
I’ve sat through enough coaching seminars in drafty community halls to know that most people treat “scanning” like it’s some sort of mystical superpower you can unlock with a fancy iPad app and a colored cone. They’ll throw a dozen buzzwords at you, talking about “perceptual cognitive load” and “spatial orientation,” while your players are